is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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