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(530): View more from California

How is Miami?

(954): View more from Florida

Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(314): View more from Missouri

The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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(631): View more from New York

she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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(209): View more from California

We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.

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Duh.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.

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