Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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