yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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