Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They took my balls.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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