Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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