p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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