Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
false alarm, still single
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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