WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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