It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
