you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
then he tried to convert me to islam
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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