I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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