SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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