I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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