We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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