I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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