i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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