Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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