I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
