dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
