she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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