i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
