thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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