i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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