Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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