doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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