idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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