Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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