id be glad to
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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