Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
smell my finger.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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