i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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