Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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