you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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