All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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