her vagine was all disorganized.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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