Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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