god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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