i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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