party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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