Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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