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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.

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Your dignity?

Submitted by SserPrun95 on Mar 25, 11 at 11:05am

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the ol "pull a rabbit out of the cat" trick

Submitted by YourPathetic on Mar 25, 11 at 10:10am

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Well we know it wasn't self respect.

Submitted by cowboy79 on Mar 25, 11 at 7:05pm

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A New Jersey license plate?

Submitted by franklinp on Mar 25, 11 at 1:48pm

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His wedding ring?

Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:56pm

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Show me potato salad !

Submitted by clownboy91 on Mar 25, 11 at 2:14pm

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a baby Asian holding a ping pong paddle and chops sticks wearing a panda costume with a faux hawk?

Submitted by youofoh on Mar 25, 11 at 6:43pm

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Herpes?

Submitted by pimppenguin on Mar 25, 11 at 10:48am

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Salted nut roll?

Submitted by colan08 on Mar 25, 11 at 11:23am

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Full Blown Aids

Submitted by clownboy91 on Mar 25, 11 at 2:17pm

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a nickle??

Submitted by msh13 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:49pm

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Plan-B byproduct?!

Submitted by mac0218 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:52pm

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Your self-respect?

Submitted by tweatybird on Mar 29, 11 at 7:29pm

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oh Washington you never surprise me on how slutty you are.

Submitted by randomchic on Mar 25, 11 at 12:47pm

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Cake!

Submitted by Xiroz on Mar 25, 11 at 12:28pm

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Eiffel tower ?

Submitted by vim on Mar 27, 11 at 4:50am

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Elvis and two polar bears?

Submitted by mourningwould on Mar 25, 11 at 6:26pm

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3 dimes, 2 nickels, 5 quarters, and a small bag of pot.

Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:08pm

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hopefully contraband

Submitted by GreenMartini on Mar 25, 11 at 6:33pm

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Ewe. Just ewe

Submitted by jbrand on Mar 25, 11 at 11:40pm

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- Are you saying she pulled a sheep out of her vagina?
  
  Submitted by katyy on Mar 26, 11 at 1:49am
  
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  - just one though, it's all good.
    
    Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 26, 11 at 7:15pm
    
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brownies and a glass of milk?

Submitted by deeznutz45 on Mar 27, 11 at 3:12am

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A dinette set, a Volkswagen, the Titanic, and a small dog?

Submitted by rimmion on Mar 25, 11 at 10:11pm

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More info please?!

Submitted by emianne on Mar 26, 11 at 12:04am

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John F. Kennedy?

Submitted by crazyman217 on May 15, 11 at 7:12pm

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This women sound like she'd be a blast to part with. Then again, more places to check before she leaves to make sure she didn't steal all your change.

Submitted by mogmog on Mar 26, 11 at 7:50am

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Your brothers used condom

Submitted by armymusic on Mar 31, 11 at 11:33pm

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That is so disgusting.

Submitted by RaeFor1111 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:54pm

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That's the story of my life!

Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 25, 11 at 2:01pm

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Jimmy Hoffa?

Submitted by theJoker45 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:28pm

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Well that's fuckin nasty

Submitted by megsbaby on Mar 27, 11 at 8:50pm

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Hopefully just a dildo or a vibrator......

Submitted by alybabee on Mar 26, 11 at 11:37pm

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Pot?

Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:06pm

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Disgrace

Submitted by peachmargerita on Mar 26, 11 at 4:40am

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Ahh...that explains where that midget clown went! And I thought we had looked everywhere.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 11 at 11:17pm

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She found Tupac!

Submitted by northdakota701 on May 15, 13 at 12:48am

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A George Foreman grill? (The small one, of course). That happened to me once and I love that grill. So handy, and recipe possibilities are endless. :) LOL

Submitted by EliseElise on Mar 25, 11 at 1:26pm

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Jesus mom

Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 11, 13 at 8:03am

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obviously its not the first time Stfu

Submitted by babykarma2005 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:30pm

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A pine cone from last weekends camping trip?

Submitted by hogfish on Sep 19, 12 at 8:02am

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A leprechaun?

Submitted by thirrteen on Mar 29, 11 at 6:55am

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Your dogs cock?

Submitted by 30otsix on Mar 25, 11 at 6:21pm

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Cartmans tracker keeper?

Submitted by sicwititchic on Mar 26, 11 at 5:33am

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- I believe you were looking for Trapper Keeper.
  
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Submitted by tweatybird on Mar 29, 11 at 7:29pm

Submitted by randomchic on Mar 25, 11 at 12:47pm

Submitted by Xiroz on Mar 25, 11 at 12:28pm

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Submitted by mourningwould on Mar 25, 11 at 6:26pm

Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:08pm

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Submitted by jbrand on Mar 25, 11 at 11:40pm

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Submitted by crazyman217 on May 15, 11 at 7:12pm

Submitted by mogmog on Mar 26, 11 at 7:50am

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Submitted by RaeFor1111 on Mar 25, 11 at 12:54pm

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Submitted by sexynessisme on Mar 27, 11 at 10:06pm

Submitted by peachmargerita on Mar 26, 11 at 4:40am

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Submitted by northdakota701 on May 15, 13 at 12:48am

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