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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(480): View more from Arizona

I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(310): View more from California

She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me

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