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  • Instead of "don't cum in my hair," try "please cum on my tits." A little positive rephrasing is all you need.\n\nComedy option: suck it up, bitch!

    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 27, 11 at 1:31pm
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  • Today, she won't take it in her hair. Tomorrow, she'll stop making sammiches. Got to draw the line somewhere.

    Submitted by economizer on Mar 27, 11 at 12:51pm
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  • I can't hear you. I'm cumming.

    Submitted by bigazzmf01 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:50pm
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  • Why do guys want girls to swallow so much? What does it matter where it goes? Why would one part be better than another? Yes, I'm a girl, and I am seriously asking!

    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 2:26am
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    • Guys want two things: One, evidence that women are crazy about sex, so crazy that we will do anything, fuck farm animals or each other, swallow, anything for sex. And two, they crave a woman's acceptance of their sexuality, and swallowing proves that we do, that we accept their wild, untamed, nasty sexual selves.

      Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Mar 28, 11 at 3:38am
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  • Flick his balls. No jackass is coming on my hair.

    Submitted by rathrbeinabikini on Mar 28, 11 at 2:57am
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  • Just swallow. Cleaner, easier, and they will be puddy in your hands.

    Submitted by ThePancaked1 on Mar 27, 11 at 7:24pm
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  • That not high that's the best place... In ur mouth

    Submitted by chef on Mar 27, 11 at 12:51pm
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  • Well it definitely doesn't make you low maintenance...

    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 27, 11 at 12:57pm
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  • I like to cum on Brittany Snow's face

    Submitted by niceman on Mar 28, 11 at 1:13pm
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  • I kinda can... The hair thing is legit, but the face is fine :) most high maintenance girls wear a ton of makeup which is why they don't want jizz on the face, but I don't so I can just wash that shiz right off, no biggie :)

    Submitted by montannaleigh on Mar 28, 11 at 4:01am
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  • it is concidered high cause now hes gotta be worrying about bullshit..wear a hair tie u complaining bitch

    Submitted by KinGT35 on Mar 29, 11 at 8:57am
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  • Jeeese, she's no fun.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 27, 11 at 2:30pm
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  • @bestponyever -- a valid recommendation\n\nIMO best solution: swallow

    Submitted by yowza on Apr 25, 11 at 1:59pm
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  • No it just makes you a boring lay.

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 28, 11 at 11:18pm
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  • Just my subtle way to get you to swallow it. It's full of protein too!

    Submitted by Varhammer on Mar 27, 11 at 11:47am
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  • Also reminds me of a bit from Ron White's stand up when he tells his wife that "he can't be left in charge at that point in the blow job"

    Submitted by yowza on Apr 25, 11 at 2:00pm
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  • #winning

    Submitted by salsasalsa on Apr 7, 11 at 6:53pm
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  • Ok then just avoid the eyes!

    Submitted by Crazyangel87 on Mar 27, 11 at 11:56am
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    • yeah, that stings like crazy....

      Submitted by CIT on Mar 29, 11 at 11:44am
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  • First, it requires aim. Second, your complaining about it

    Submitted by Pengz on Mar 27, 11 at 10:47am
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  • Eight one five dog

    Submitted by imdown on Apr 1, 11 at 6:28pm
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  • This is like jlo high maintenance.

    Submitted by captainC on Mar 27, 11 at 11:17am
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  • try moving your face.. hes definately not thinking about you at that point

    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:59pm
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  • L\nP

    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 9:08pm
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  • try moving your face.. no ones aiming at that point

    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:58pm
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  • cuz you think your above it.....an no gurls above a load on the chin......

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:41am
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  • I hope he dumped your ass

    Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 27, 11 at 12:32pm
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