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(504): View more from Louisiana

That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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(443): View more from Maryland

booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking

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