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say what?
wanna hang out?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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