All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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