I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Non-Jews are for practice
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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