there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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