I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
