would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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