gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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