Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My ass is underappreciated
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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