so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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